Well, Edna, it’s Tuesday, we’ve had our all-you-can-eat lunch from Sushi Itto and now it’s time to exercise our brains. Stop complaining, you old cow – I told you you shouldn’t have had dessert.  Let me get my glasses. Where’s that discussion list we made up? Oh, here it is. The topic today is – penises. Yes, you can turn red if you want to act missish, but I’ve known you for 60 years. No dementia for me! I remember what you used to do when you weren’t in chapel! Used to be one of your favourite interests, you old kilt-trollop, you! Just don’t go starting to get breathless on me. Where’s your inhaler?  Okay, here it is. I’ll go first. I guess you could say I’ve seen a lot…

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