Inspiration has fled. Weather is dull and muggy. It’s too early for wine. I’m ironing and sewing like a fiend. Productivity feels good!
Categories: Modern life, Stuff
Tagged: humour, productivity
… random observations from my journeys through a well-lived life
Posts tagged “humour”
Today I present a compendium of things to make you smile.
Categories: Modern life
Tagged: humour
Image via Wikipedia Two English students were sitting in a bar, discussing the merits of various poets. One of them thought that Milton was the greatest of the English poets while the other held that Shakespeare was far superior. The Milton advocate argued that Milton’s works were beautiful in their simplicity. The Shakespeare fan argued that Shakespeare’s work was much more descriptive and colourful. The discussion was getting quite heated when a cowboy walked into the bar. “There,” said the Shakespeare fan, “is an unusual subject. How would Milton describe that cowboy?” The student who favoured Milton thought for a few minutes and said, “Behold a man whose legs are bowed Because upon a horse he rode.” The Shakespeare fan advocate said, “That’s just…
Tagged: Arts, English poetry, humour, laugh, Literature, Milton, Poetry, Shakespeare
“We’re on location in the visiting room of Camp Cupcake, um, excuse me, the correctional facility for women in West Elm, to visit with fallen-from-grace maven Divine. Because of the exceptional nature of this location, our studio audience is located in the lounge of Betty’s Better Half Bar & Washeteria just down the way on Main Street. Ah, here’s today’s guest now. Let’s give her a warm Pinkie welcome!” The Host swoops her arms in a side-to-side circle then pats her palms together gently. Divine shuffles into the interview room with her hands in her pockets, all smiles, rocking an orange two piece cotton-poly blend outfit with the collar turned up. There are stencils of bluebirds on the lapels and cuffs of the tunic…
Categories: Modern life
Tagged: conversation, humour
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