On the Burn the Fat website are dozens of before and after photos of men and women who’ve gone from fat to fit. Some of them didn’t look that bad before, actually. I mean, when you have your clothes on who is to know what lurks beneath? The program instructions say that I’m supposed to take my measurements using a tape and hi-tech fat caliper. Hell, over the years, I’ve turned into a Chinese Shar-Pei look-alike around the mid-section. Without the fur or blue-black tongue, thank goodness. My fingers tell me what I need to know. For now, there will be no before photo of me in a two=piece posted anywhere. Ever. There’s a limit to my commitment to getting fit. Public humiliation has…

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