Tonight I came home from work and spent half an hour slashing dandelions out of the lawn. I hate those ugly yellow vegetative vermin with a passion. I don’t care how long it takes, I’ll behead them all one by one so that when I look out the window, I can see an unblemished sea of green.

We were sitting on the deck having dinner when huge menacing clouds and a rumble of on oncoming store chased us inside. The temperature was fine, but hell’s bells, when will we be able to sit outside for hours at a time and enjoy some sunshine? AS I right, rain is slashing against the windows and the wind is bending the budding trees like giant hands.

I’m too bummed out to feel creative so I’m posting some things I found on the Internet to make you smile.

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